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Opinion, The Neighborhood Files
Also, Patch offers advice to the lovelorn on how to stop wallowing in it. Please. You're making Patch want to poke her eye out with a stick.
Also, free stuff galore, and if you can’t give it away, how about smashing it to smithereens?
Plus, posts that give love a bad name and other songs that will play over and over in your brain until you’re hand-clapping, knee-knocking and finger-snapping mad. You’re welcome.
Also, he ate what? Face-palm moments abound on Craigslist this week.
And – wait for it – Craigslist dating isn’t working out (as if you didn’t know that).
The ACLU of Iowa is siding with Fred Phelps' controversial church and its members, who have disrupted military funerals because they believe soldiers die in wars as a sign that God punishes the U.S. for the acceptance of homosexuality in the military.
It’s springtime around the Patches. You know what that means. The sap is running hard.
There’s lots to poke your eye out with a stick about this week.
Plus, karma’s boot is poised, Missy; watch your back.
Also, the anecdotal evidence is piling up: Craigslist dating is an unnatural disaster.
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